I need to control myself.

I told a kid they sucked today. I was joking. I think she knew.

Also, another kid was whining about how her mom lives far away from school and therefore explains why she is late every morning. I responded with a sonically perfect rendition of the important J.Tim line of "Cry Me a River." The kid then turns to her friend, who is in another class, and says, "He does that. He sings."