My kids are smart.

I feel like there was so much today. Unfortunately, my head full of Zycam and Nyquil makes my memory shoddy at best. Here are a couple snippets:

Q: What year did Christopher Columbus first step foot in America?
A: 1997.

Boy (reading a Reader's Theater about Abraham Lincoln): [blah blah blah] Gettysburg Address.
Girl: Oh! That was the lady who sewed the first flag thingy!